ANNOUNCEMENT: I'd Rather Be Killing Monsters & The Return Of HeroPress...

"Tim Knight hosts a great FB group and its members are very cool people"

- Mark Craddock, Cross Planes

"Okay, this is officially one of the coolest Facebook Pages ever."

- Chris Medders

Quotes like these make me believe I might be on to something with my I'd Rather Be Killing Monsters Facebook group.

And, having launched at the start of the year, I reckon I'm not the only one looking for a friendly slice of old school gaming chit-chat as on the weekend of September 12 we hit 300 members, and have been steadily continuing upwards ever since.

I have noticed, though, that while many of us publish links to blog posts and websites, the articles that get the most traction are those that are fully enmeshed with Facebook (e.g. picture posts and articles written entirely as a group post). So, I'm going to try and do more posts like that, rather than simply linking to something 'clever' I've written on HeroPress or elsewhere. 

As with many of my projects (and I include HeroPress front-and-centre here), the focus of I'd Rather Be Killing Monsters has been a bit nebulous in its short lifespan, due to my fickle - and easily distracted - nature.

However, since the Tuesday Knights voted for a new fantasy campaign over the other options I offered them, I've become (almost) laser-focused on writing up my Tekralh rules set, a homebrew Frankengame that's my love letter to David Hargrave's Arduin.

More recently, I have been inspired by Canadian Robert Wardhaugh's neverending game that has run for almost 40 years.

I know I'll never be able to field a set-up of terrain and minis like his (because I don't have a massive basement or any income), but I love the expansive and generational nature of his campaign (which has covered 600 years of in-game time).

As well as keeping me on target for I'd Rather Be Killing Monsters posts, all this will also be reflected in HeroPress, when it returns to more regular posting again.

As I've said before, I don't reckon I'll be posting as much in the future as I used to, because I'm still finding this new interface really clunky and slow.

I think a lot of the old filler will be shelved (with new film/TV trailers being shunted to my personal Facebook page instead), which, again, means I should be able to spend more time on 'quality' text pieces, reviews, commentary, game material etc.

All being well, I'm looking at November 1 as the soft relaunch date for HeroPress, and hope to see you all there.

We'll be kicking off with a week of Sinbad movie reviews, with attendant gaming material gleaned from those particular takes on the legendary sailor's adventures.

Weird Wednesday...

Wonder Woman Wednesday...

Dog The Bounty Hunter In Found Footage Holy Horror Shocker: Whatever Next?

"Even in the daylight, the woods can be confusing"

Due to materialise on October 6 on digital and DVD, Hunter's Creed will attempt to resurrect the played-out 'found footage' genre with a quite possibly religious-themed story about a bereaved man and his church buddies reuniting for a trip into the woods to film the hunting show they have long talked about.

However, once there, they encounter a dark force that challenges them both physically and spiritually!

But, honestly, the only thing that truly makes this worth noting is the reappearance of reality TV star Duane Chapman aka Dog The Bounty Hunter.

Author Jonathan Hicks Runs An Online Game of Those Dark Places

As the release of Osprey's latest roleplaying game, Those Dark Places, draws ever closer, creator Jonathan Hicks runs an online one-shot for members of Garblag Games.

Comics Without Context...

Alien RPG Writer Andrew E.C. Gaska Answers Fan Questions

Map-A-Monday: Xadia

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As some of you will have already realised, I'm of the opinion that The Dragon Prince (on Netflix) is one of the most brilliant pieces of fantasy ever created.

I love everything about it.

Just check out the detail on this map of Xadia, the world of The Dragon Prince, illustrated by the incredible Francesca Baerald.

You'll need to click it open on an iPad or laptop to get the full majesty of it.

"I'm Harley Freakin' Quinn!" Week Four...

Aliens: Last Stand

Aliens: Last Stand is a fan made film by German directors Felix Berner and Dieter Joppich. Berner and Joppich who are both sci-fi enthusiasts and fans of the ALIEN franchise started filming in 2017.

They were supported by the German Colonial Marines, a Germany-based group of Alien fans founded by Berner in 2016. The two filmmakers filmed most of the material in front of a green screen.

Aliens: Last Stand takes place on board the military ship USS. Yotumo where Sgt. Davis (played by Ricco Ross from the movie Aliens) sends out a distress signal into space.

A troop of marine raiders stationed on moon LV-446 head immediately towards the USS. Yotumo. Little do they know that arriving on board of the ship will not only seal their fate but also end their lives.

Deep inside the ship there are creatures already lurking for their next price.

Will the marines survive against the xenomorphs? And how did Sgt. Davis manage to send a distress signal in the first place? Reload your pulse rifles and buckle up, because in space nobody can hear you scream.

The Joker: Put on a Happy Face (2020)

Discover the origins and evolution of The Joker, and learn why The Clown Prince of Crime is universally hailed as the greatest comic-book supervillain of all time. Featuring interviews with filmmakers and industry legends, Joaquin Phoenix, Heath Ledge,r Mark Hamill, and Jared Leto

#RPG Chapter Twenty-Two: In Which Syr Edvard Beats Up An Old Man...

Virtual Knights: With almost a dozen virtual game sessions under our belts,
we're getting to be old hands at this Zoom lark!

Picking up from where we left off last time, the Tuesday Knights were camping out in a mountain-top temple on the southern border of Barovia, having returned from the "underworld" to find themselves stranded in a snowstorm.

We were hoping the weather would improve so we could continue our current quest on behalf of the witch Baba Lysaga.

Ragar The Wise and Humble (Kevin's dwarven cleric) was on guard duty, while the rest of us snoozed, when an old man appeared out of a door in a nearby giant statue.

Enquiring what we were doing there, the man introduced himself as Heinrich Stolz.

Ragar got a bit flustered and told Heinrich we were looking for the "wine gem" (which we'd actually just retrieved from the deep elves) , which set off a whole tangent about Heinrich really wanting some wine.

The rest of us awoke and, as the conversation proceeded, we gathered that Heinrich (pictured left) was a kind of a guardian to the Amber Temple, as he called it, which was dedicated to "The Powers of The Land".

Thanks to Baba Lysaga's grisly eye, which is still in my character's (Syr Edvard's) head, I noticed that (a) as Heinrich turned away his hands were starting to move like a wizard's and (b) this 'old man' visage was illusory and he really resembled some kind of humanoid fox.

Naturally, I tackled him... and all Hell broke loose as I wrestled the old man to the ground (much to the initial dismay of the rest of the party).

Three terrifying-looking flaming skulls flew down from the high ceiling of the temple, and started to dive bomb us, as Heinrich began zapping me with lightning and causing my chainmail armour to heat up.

Pulling away from the magician, I drew my Blood Spear as behind me, K'Ao (Erica's elven ranger), Dolly (Clare's folk hero) and Rufus (Peter's halfling rogue) filled the air with arrows - some directed at Heinrich, but many at the flaming skulls.

Initially, Syr Edvard's attacks were a collection of wild misses, but Heinrich opened a portal anyway, stepped  through, and materialised on top of the statue - from where he starting throwing things at Dolly.

K'Ao, in particular, was doing a good job of peppering the skulls - bringing down two of them in the end - which, for all their shocking appearance seemed ultimately impotent. 

Heinrich jumped down to the ground and was suddenly flanked by three mirror images, which all blurred at great speed, making it difficult to target the real creature.

Luckily, I had my "witchy eye" and was able to clip the true Heinrich, as Dolly dispatched a couple of the fake Heinrichs.

Cursing the gods of fate (ie. the "dice gods" for my dreadful run of bad rolls, I 'retired' one d20 and brought in my new Joan of Arc d20... with immediate results), Syr Edvard's fortune suddenly changed dramatically and he struck Heinrich a mighty blow (CRITICAL HIT!) .

Looking the worse for wear, the fox creature/old man immediately tried to escape through another magical portal, opening himself up to a final strike from Syr Edvard.

This "attack of opportunity" impaled the fiend through the heart, killing him instantly (A SECOND CRITICAL HIT!).

Syr Edvard shook as the Blood Spear vampirically drained part of the creature's abyssal life force, transferring it to him. 

And, as I'd hoped, only by killing this creature did my chainmail stop burning me!

The last remaining flaming skull dropped to the ground and Rufus swiftly made sure it was really dead.

Ragar looted Heinrich's corpse, while the rest of us went off to retrieve lost missiles. I'd flung my two javelins at Heinrich while he was atop the statue, for instance, and our archers were all running low on arrows and so needed to recover as many as they could. 

Ragar took the wizard's rose-tinted spectacles and his patch-covered cloak, which shrank to fit the dwarf when he tried it on.

The patches were: a bag of money, an iron door, wooden ladder, riding horse, pit, rowboat, scroll, and dogs.

Ragar was convinced they were magical, but has yet to figure out how to safely activate them.

Heinrich's true form

 
To Be Continued...

The Tuesday Knights:

• DUNGEON MASTER - Simon
• K'ao - Erica
• Dolly Spartan - Clare
• Ragar The Wise & Humble - Kevin
• Rufus Longhole - Pete
• Syr Edvard of House Dobbin - Me

Don't forget you can now find all the group's past escapades here.

Raised By Wolves: Ridley Scott Gives Us A Glimpse into His World

Ridley Scott gives a behind the scenes look into the process of creating the futuristic world featured in Raised By Wolves. Stream the new series now on HBO Max

S. N. A. F. U.

I hate that the recent changes to Blogger's user interface are so infuriating that they are driving so many of my peers to have to write posts about these changes rather than concentrating on their usual geeky topics.

From the bombastic outrage of Calvin over at The Cave of Cool to the more resigned annoyance of Adam at Barking Alien, this is just a small snapshot of my immediate circle of fellow bloggers, so what must the indignation be like across the broader Blogger spectrum?

I know not everyone is having problems, but it seems that every person who has an issue with the interface has a slightly different one.

I can't decide if that's a good thing or a bad thing. Are these just temporary glitches or screw-ups of elements that used to work perfectly fine just for sake of changing things?

Presumably, behind-the-scenes alterations are still being made by Blogger as more feedback comes in from users, but, then again, how much of this feedback is actually being listened to and how many general blogger-users are taking the time to convert their frustrations into constructive criticism?

For all its talk of additional utility, I have yet to find something the new interface can do that the old one couldn't, or anything that it does particularly better than the old one. 

More often than not it feels as though it now takes more keystrokes to achieve the same results. Everything just takes so much longer these days.

While I'm getting a handle on the new system, it's still aggravatingly counter-intuitive, unnecessarily fiddly, slower, and uglier than the previous iteration. 

It's not the death knell of HeroPress that I had initially feared, but it will definitely change things here... and not for the better in my opinion.

"The Trees Are Gone When You Look Away. So Look Away: They Come Ever Faster!"

 

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